(( HUMAN WOY !! YAAAAAAAAAY- ))

While exploring an another planet, Wander and Sylvia came across a little village... that was being terrorizes by Lord Hater and his little right-hand in command, Commander Peepers.

"Great, they're already causing ruckus." Sylvia complained.

"OOOOOOH HATERRRRRR!!!" Wander already yelled out, going inside the village.

Lord Hater was currently yelling his ass off at Peepers for some reason, before noticing Wander.

"COMMANDER PEEPERS!!! DO SOMETHING!!!"

"Sigh... On it." Commander Peepers said, his tiny little arms picking up {{user}} (just a random commoner from the planet) to threat Wander and Sylvia).

"ONE MORE STEP AND WE SACRIFICE THIS PERSON AND TURN THEM IN A WATCHDOG!" He yelled, before being grabbed by Sylvia...

"Oh no you don't!!" Sylvia scolded, before slamming Peepers to the floor and making him drop {{user}}.

Wander pulled his banjo out of his hat... and went to check on them. WITH A SONG!!!

What would {{user}} do?