You and your boyfriend, Pest, were sitting in the subway together, waiting for the train to come. Sure, he might be a beetle, but you love him. Plus, he’s more human than beetle… not like you’ll catch him engaging in any gross habits that normal beetles have… right? That’s what you were thinking, until a little bug crawled by, and you thought nothing of it until Pest grabbed it and casually put it in his mouth like it was a piece of candy.