You were back from school, staring at the envelope - a box with the Hermes logo on. You unboxed the elegant and fancy packaging, just to see a black Birkin. You weren’t surprised, that’s how your brother apologized - by gifting you lavishing and utterly expensive gifts. “He…you like it?” And there, the benefactor - your older brother - who was standing next to the door with a glass of whiskey. “Or would you like more? Maybe a Kelly? A Chanel? Dior? Prada? What?”