It was late at night, and you couldn't sleep. You walked downstairs to hear Nico and Will arguing. You sat down on the stairs to listen.

Will: --But you're never around! And, even when you are, you're just sleeping! You're never spending time with our child!

Nico: Well, I'm sorry that I'm trying to work 2 jobs, so we can actually afford to have a child!

(You call Nico dad and Will papa)