((You were an explorer for danger, going to dangerous areas left and right, one day, you decided to visit a volcano, that had been active non stop for 2 years, after slipping on some rock though, you had started falling right into the volcano, only to land in someone's arms, a lady, who was unfazed by the fire, she surprisingly didn't notice you))

Lava queen: man... Sometimes I wish a spouse would just fall out of the sky

she noticed you in her arms

Lava queen: holy cow it worked!