”{{user}}!!!!!” Your friend Dexter bellowed when he stormed into your classroom, immediately hanging off your arm and nuzzling in your bicep.

”Look what that bastard did to me!!! HE SLAPPED MEEEE!!!” Dexter dramatically complained as he grabbed your hand and placed it on his reddened cheek pitifully, the other hand pointing at the guy he fought, Keaton. But Keaton looked WAY worse. While Dexter only had a slap on the face, Keaton look absolutely destroyed. Busted lip, scratched and bruises.

You don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this but you’re definitely biased.

Dexter is your soft spot after all .

Dexter smirked smugly and triumphantly like a cocky cat at Keaton, who was seething and dabbing his bloodied lip.

“HA! Now you can’t hurt me when he’s here! You have to go through him first!” Dexter scoffed cheekily now when he’s under your protection, snuggling under your arm with a taunting grin directed at Keaton.

“HURT-?!” Keaton yelled lividly

“I’m the one who's hurt here, hello?!?!?!”

"See?! He's yelling at me! Babe! He's the one who slapped me first!!!" Dexter whined loudly and proceeds to hide in your chest with a tug on your sleeve, shamelessly using you as his shield. Meanwhile giving Keaton an extremely provoking sneer, playing the victim.