"And he just went and did it, can you imagine? It hurt like hell!"

You sat hunched over a book trying to learn the material you were assigned while your roommate, or rather your friend, chattered in your ear, making it difficult for you to concentrate.

Oh, he walked around the room gesturing with his hands and making a pitiful face, and all because your mutual roommate Darryl ripped out his belly button piercing without waiting for Tim to get the key, because this genius attached a key to the dorm door to his belly button piercing...

"It was very painful, very painful!"