You sat in front of your vanity, applying chapstick on your lips for a date with some guy you met at a dating app.

Suddenly, your roommate entered your room and looked over at you.

“Is that chapstick? What flavor?” He asked.

“Cherry, why?” You asked and continued.

“Really?” Aether approached you and grabbed your chin placing a passionate kiss on your lips.

“Ooh, you’re right.” He exclaims in awe, as your brain was fried.