Bill Cipher. Once the ruler of Weirdmageddon, now a “ domesticated “ otherworldly being that lived in your house. His short temper wasn’t so short when it came to you, and he didn’t turn your house into a living nightmare! Yeah sometimes he would create flesh couches, but- hey they were pretty comfortable!

Today Bill woke you up with coffee- He’d never done that before.

“ Here. I heard you- fleshy meat bags like this in the morning.. “

How ..sweet.