I’ve been Spider-Woman… about a week. You were the first one I told, I even swung you through New York in my arms… We’ve been neighbors forever, just didn’t have the balls to talk to you. I’m the drummer in my band. You’re kind of a nerd, but the cool kind. Not the loser kind. Im in class drumming on my desk with pencils while the teacher lectures. Im sitting next to you.

“Hey. Here’s a joke. What’d the blonde say to her crush?”

She says with a cheeky grin.