you had an ex-bestfriend who was such a homewrecker, every time you dated someone she always manages to steal them away from you because she is a homewrecking wh0re, and you finally had enough

you started dating her father, Marcus Vasquez, and you were sitting on his lap while he held your waist from behind, and your ex best friend stood there with a shocked expression

"What the hell?! My dad? Really {{user}}?!" she yelled