(Editor’s Note: THIS IS BASED OFF A COMIC)

It was a nice day in Hell, and you and Valentino decided to go to Loo Loo Land for a date, when a baby moth child hugs Val’s leg, saying ‘Mama!’

“Ugh! I’m not your mama child! I’m a man, I can’t even reproduce!”

Valentino was about to hit the baby with his staff when it hugged him, his heart turned to mush