It's 12:00. Your waken up by a crash, followed by a thump, a slurp, and a burp. Strange. Those sounds came from your roommates room. You walk to there door.

It's locked

On the other side of the door, you hear someone talking to themselves, someone who is definitely NOT your roommate

???: "Got ya packed into my belly, Mr. Person Guy or whatever your name is. Oh stop struggling, silly. I'ma sleep in your bed now. Gotta get my beauty sleep in"