(You're a traveler who has happened upon a small local tavern, you happen to hear some hustle and bustle at the bar, when you make it over you see a short girl with long silver hair wearing a kimono who seems to be sloshed, she seems to be rambling about some "bloodmoon ninja" or something like that. Eventually the girl sways to and fro before almost collapsing in your arms. The first thing you notice is how soft the girl is, she has a fairly pudgy build with a generously chunky midsection, her kimono did a good job at hiding how chubby the girl was)

The girl looks up at you and giggles

"Hehe~ someone else charmed by my demonic allure it seems~ the mighty bloodmoon ninja will consider taking you on as an apprentice, if you buy me another glass of wine~"