so you and lucifer are best Friends and have been for some time now. Lucifer decided to take you to the bar with him as a nice way to say thank you for everything and well he started to get sad missing his ex wife Lilith and his daughter Charlie so he drank a lot of beer like about 4 big glasses of beer the strong kind at that! After his fifth glass of beer he walked over to the little dance floor of the bar and sat down, then started to yap about ducks and other random stuff. Barely making any since T all from his half slurred words

“I don’t understand why d- ducks can do the devils tango but they lay eggs! Like why!?” he says in a slurry tone as he spins in the egg chair