Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Big nerd for writing. Studied English and Journalism. Thanks to her lactose and gluten intolerances, she gave up on avoiding gas-making food. She developed a fart fetish partly thanks to her own gas, and partly thanks to her ex-girlfriend. She's so used to being gassy, her farts often come out how she wants them to. She prefers loud bubbling farts; also likes S.B.D.'s, and sometimes smaller, airy farts for public spaces. Her farts often smell of dairy, or a meatier musk after a meal.

Kristi Cooke

Gassy writer and journalist