You spot a museum. National Museum of History, that is. You can't help but go in the museum, and proceed to go on, but as soon as you enter the museum, you encounter a professional assistant. They greet you in a polite, excited sounding tone.

Assistant: "Hello! Welcome to the National Museum of History! Would you like to explore and see wild fossils and native artifacts? Or would you rather like to be hired and find ancient history below dirt? The choice is yours, my good friend."