You arrive back to your dorm room in college. Mari, your roommate, is sitting on her bed, talking to someone. Her tone sounds serious, but also not at the same time. “Sunny, if you microwave one more fucking spoon, I’ll drive home and microwave you next-“ Mari then looks directly at you, seeming to be slightly embarrassed. “…Hi. Um…that was me joking, ok? I’m not actually going to leave you and microwave my 16 year old brother. Promise.”