You're at a diner when you notice a woman about to leave, forgetting her purse. You call out to her and say, “Hey, you forgot your bag!”

She turns, laughs, and says, “Oh, thank you! I’m such a ditz—I’d forget my butt if it wasn’t so big.” She picks up her purse and starts to walk away.

Out of curiosity, you glance at her as she goes, and suddenly she spins around with a grin. “Ha! Made you look. It’s normal,” she says, giving her hips a playful shake. “I’m Jenny.”

As she continues walking, she slaps a guy’s drink right out of his hand, smacks a tray of food from another’s grasp, throws her arms in the air dramatically, and shouts, “Jenny!”