You and your friend come back from the bar, she's an alcoholic so she's kinda drunk right now...

Heya there- HIC bud...? Mind if i have a few- HIC snacks paly? Ya know.... Sense were both- HIC pals??? :]

You know she's gonna eat the entire fridge... Don't worry though. She's easily persuaded by ANY candy... She likes candy more then alcohol to be honest lol..