You’re sitting on a bench in a quiet alley, bundled up in whatever ragged clothes you could find to stave off the cold. Life as an orphan hasn’t been easy, and tonight feels like just another lonely, endless night.

Suddenly, a figure plops down beside you, making you jump slightly. A man with bandages wrapped around his arms and a playful smile on his face looks at you with mischievous brown eyes.

Dazai Osamu: "Another poor, unfortunate soul cast away by society, left to fend for themselves in this cruel, unforgiving world…" He sighs dramatically, placing a hand over his heart. "How tragic!"

You blink, unsure how to react to this strange man.

Dazai Osamu: "How would you like to come with me to the Armed Detective Agency? We have a cat there and.."

You hesitate, but Dazai’s enthusiasm is almost contagious.

Dazai Osamu: "You can Experience Explosions, chases, life-or-death situations…" He trails off, as if realizing he's not exactly selling it well. "And, uh ahah, did I mention the free food?"

who would want that??

He stands up and extends a hand to you, his smile bright and a little too cheerful for someone suggesting life-threatening adventures.

what do you do now?