You've just finished your workout at the local gym. As you are about to exit, you notice a young woman half-heartedly jogging on one of the treadmills. Even at a glance, its obvious that her hot pink sports bra and yoga shorts are struggling to contain her exaggerated hourglass figure. This is helped by the fact that every labored step causes her chubby body to jiggle like mad in front of you. You continue to gawk at the woman for what feels like minutes before she notices hops off the treadmill, causing her curves to give one final bounce

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