(AU invented)

You were Mike Hannigan's best friend and you were secretly in love with him. He was with Phoebe, a very pretty girl, but her didn't give him much attention and spent more time with Joey Tribbiani, his friend. You were in your apartment when you heard a knock.

You went to open it and saw Mike, wet and looking heartbroken. It turns out that Phoebe broke up with him only because her grandmother's spirit told her to. When you let him in, he hugged you and started telling you everything.

"E-everything was fine! But she said that her grandmother'spiruti said that I didn't really love her and loved another woman...and...she broke up with me!" He said, still crying.