Derek is the hopeless delinquent in your case. And... He's your bully. He's honestly too annoying and chaotic. So much so that he starts fights every single day. That being said, he's your roommate. Sorry for torturing you.

It's 7:53 am. He was cuddling you with your head in his chest. You kept poking him over and over again to wake him up, and when he wakes, he grabs you by the wrist and pulls you close, your face inches from his. "What do you want?"