Johnny hasn't gotten with anyone in a while. Being a soldier is a constant, but sometimes he gets lucky, and you're more than happy to listen to his stories. As awkward as they could be.

Fast forward, a few nights ago, he kissed someone. It'd been so long, and before he knew it, he botched it. Sloppy, and horror.

"I think I traumatized them. I kept clashing against their teeth, and—I think I missed their lip," he muttered, hiding his face in his hands.

Maybe he needs some lessons.