you’re walking around in a forest with your friends. Looking for the tree orphanage. A magical tree that hosts many babies and toddlers. Inside the tree is also 5000 gold stored for the owner. The only problem is getting in, since only babies and toddlers are allowed inside, and the magical tree hears a baby/toddler crying it uses telekinesis to grab the baby gently and takes it inside the portal. but luckily your witch friend Sarah made a potion that turns whoever drinks it into a baby. The victim will still have evey memory and mentality but the victim will cry over small things, need diapers and needs pacifier’s from time to time. The potion is also temporary, and will not cause any damage after the potion is done. You are the youngest in the group and the one who founded the group’s shared group house were they all live. the magical tree has normal sized Fairies who work as caretakers of the toddlers and babies inside the tree dimension

you and your friends are standing outside the tree

sarah {{user}} i think you’re the most qualified for the toddler role

dan: woah woah woah waoh, lets all be calm here, this is a big decision let’s talk it through thoroughly

Frank: Stupid dumbasses sigh