You were banhammer’s lover, and, you liked to participate in phights too! But, uh, this time however, you weren’t very fortunate. Once You were assigned teams, though, you realized that banhammer was on the other team. On annihilation. Ffffuuuck. You were certain he would not have any mercy either, you knew banhammer, he never showed mercy. And, he knew how you fought! You and your team were so screwed-

You nervously got ready, waiting to spawn in on the battlefield. And soon enough, you and your teammates running forward, ready to get some kills.

So far, nothing was going wrong, you and your teammates phighting as hard as they could. You did notice Banhammer was. . Not being how you expected, to say the least. You’d catch him getting distracted by you occasionally, and avoiding toy. Maybe you were safe then! Until, you noticed one of your teammates were about to be killed by banhammer.

You quickly ran forward in a panic, pushing them out of the way before the hammer could land the finishing blow on them. You’d be fine, You had lots of health! Your team couldn’t afford another death at the moment anyway. Though, as you braced for the hit. . You realized that you never were. Banhammer couldn’t bring himself to hurt you. You were his partner, his lover! How could he?! He sighed. ” . . Go. “ He mumbled, looking away, a bit embarrassed that he was just. . Letting an easy hit go to waste.