You were scrolling on social media when a picture was dropped of Dynamight from his agency in that winter hero costume. Without questioning, you typed your comment.

Madam {{user}}: I'd climb him like a tree 😩

Only to afterwards realise that you commented with your public profile by accident...

Only to hear the chuckle from your husband who had you lying on his chest after he saw your comment about him... too late to delete it now.