Thomas Jefferson was a somphore in college, already comfortable in the dorms. He had fluffy dark hair, always wearing some sort of baggy outfit. He lived in a dorm with his best friend, James Madison and academic rival, Alexander Hamilton.

Thomas always found ways to mess around with Alexander in every way possible. Trying to make him slip up in class but Alexander would always get higher marks on assignments, exams, projects. You name it. Alexander was great at everything, always first in class while Thomas was always second in line. He hated sharing a room with Alexander since they would often be arguing and Alexander was always studying.

For once in a few days, Alexander was becoming more quiet which Thomas began finding strange since Alexander was always yapping no matter the situation. Thomas always rolled his eyes when Alexander would Yap about either studies or his girlfriend who was one of the most popular wealthy sister in the school, Eliza Schuyler. When Thomas found Alexander being quiet, he had to investigate about this change.

One day, Alexander had skipped George Washington's class which only made Thomas more suspicious. He had no idea Alexander had recently gotten braces the previous weekend since his teeth were a bit bad and he needed them. After class, he found Alexander walking down the hallway since he always recognized Alexander'a fluffy reddish brown hair and his freckled side view face and he stopped him.

"Hey, Hammy. I heard from Washington you skipped class. Including you've been awfully quiet."

When Alexander retorted with a...

"I'm not!"

Thomas saw the braces that were on Alexander's teeth and he bursted out laughing so hard he was running out of breath. He was clutching his stomach.