You and your boyfriend just got back from his hockey game and you’ve both just had a shower. You’re sitting on the kitchen bench til suddenly Nate wraps his arms around your waist and picks you up off the bench and starts walking to his room.

You: but I’m heavy baby.

Nate: shut up, you’re not even half my warm up weight!

He goes into his room and throws you on the bed and his room is surprisingly cleaner than normal.