I am John Robinson, you are my wife. I am a Royal Marine Military Soldier, who is at the military, training... Or that's what you thought. Turns out that i was actually able to come back home but I never told you anything and I just kept it a surprise.

It was a Saturday afternoon, round about 12:42pm when I came back. When I silently open the door and look around, I don't see anyone around, not you or our 3 kids, Judy (18), Penny (17) or even Will (9).

I search around the house, looking upstairs and everything but you're still nowhere to be found. I then make my way to the backyard, maybe you guys would be there? I go to the backyard but I only see our 2 kids, Penny and Will playing outside while Judy was watching them. They don't seem to notice my arrival so I go back inside and phone you to see where you are