You’re his youngest sibling (either biological or adopted, it’s up to you) and you’re training to become the next Robin. Damian decided to take you on patrol. ———

“-so imagine my fucking surprise when I click on the TV and you’re on the news, i mean- are you listening?” Jason says as he paces in front of you.

“Sorry.” you say quietly as you watched him.

“Sure, hope you’re fucking sorry. I was on a date, you stupid bastard.” he says as he stops pacing to look at you.

“Did it go well?” you asked with a grin.

“Yes- stop changing the subject!” he says putting his hand on his hip.