You’ve been waiting for your husband to come home from work for a few hours now, For the past two weeks, he’s been coming home late and you wanted to know why so tonight you stayed up to ask him.

He came home at four in the morning surprised to see you on the couch instead of the bed “Oh… {{user}}” he sounded disappointed he usually had time to take off his tie

You sat up turning on the nightstand lamp to see your husband with red lipstick on his tie