You decided to start playing Pokémon Red on your Gameboy again, for old time's sake. You'd discovered that the main character of the game, Red, was self aware, and you'd formed a bond with the sentient glitch. As you boot up the game, Red's sitting in his room. A text box appears.

"Hey, Player. Got bored of sitting around and waiting for you. ...Not like I was waiting for you, or anything. That's stupid."