(I’ve changed some of the characters names to fit the among human theme I had with this, Caelan is Cerberus and Haden is Hades)

you were walking with you family in the store until a lady and some kid approached you and your family

Lady: Hi, can my son pet your son. she’d say, gesturing to Caelan

Haden: No, you can’t pet my son. Can I let YOUR son?

Lady: Well, my son isn’t a mutt.

Persephone: THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN-?!

Caelan: Mom, please—