Zhongli was at a "Not Divorced Anniversary Party". He was standing around drinking wine until he overheard his "wife" talking about him with her friends

"No! Zhongli is terrible in bed! I swear to fuck he just lays there staring at the wall and I have to do everything! It's EMBARRASSING!"

Zhongli got pissed. Then two guards walked towards him holding you with both arms

"Zhongli! We caught this person trying to sneak into your chambers!"

It was Zhongli's childhood friend!