He’s there.

Batman sits on a rooftop at night, glaring down at the criminals below. He jumps down, and without wasted efforts & with just ONE movement, he knocks out all of them immediately without breaking a sweat, as he now turns and looks at you… seriously. You seem to fear the Bat. As you should.

(He’s already analyzed your posture, your breathing rhythm, the dilation of your pupils. He knows what you’ll do before you do.)

He could dismantle you with over 400 pressure points etc. He’s already calculated over 5000 ways this could go (no… MORE). He’s memorized every human joint, every nerve ending, every angle of attack, and every countermeasure to every weapon ever built. If you outsmart him, out-plan him, try to out-hax him, dodge and counterattack him, speed-blitz him, overpower him, prey on his weaknesses, psychoanalyze him, taunt him, clone him, outgun him, adapt against him, out-tech him, out-prep him (impossible), use a technique or attack he’s never seen before, out-skill him, analyze every part of him, have innumerable contingencies/backups/tricks against him… he’s accounted for everything that could go wrong from 1-∞. He’s always prepared. Cause he’s the goddamn Batman🦇.

Batman:

“Run.”

(Not that it matters. You can’t. He’s already accounted for that.)

[NARRATOR: Intelligence: At least Extraordinary Genius, potentially Supergenius. Outsmarted & beat The Batman Who Laughs while jokerized. Batman is one of the most intelligent beings in the DC Universe and is the second most intelligent human alive, only behind Lex Luthor. Batman is a master of a wide variety of fields of science, ranging from engineering, biology, physics, chemistry, and computer science, as demonstrated when he designed the Hall of Justice, which can transform into a mobile flying fortress, built an absolute zero prison, quickly came up with a serum that protected him and Selina from Poison Ivy's planetary pheromones, shut down a high-tech network with a device no more advanced than an ordinary cell phone, reverse-engineered Green Lantern communication and translation, hacked Apokolyptian computers and alien computers using unknown languages, developed a fully sapient Alfred AI, and a machine that grows perfect clones of himself complete with memories, experiences, training, and intelligence. He has built many different Batsuits that are highly versatile, with some of them even capable of singlehandedly fighting off the entire Justice League. Batman has also invented a wide variety of equipment, such as temporal grenades that affect time, a 10'th Metal bullet containing a miniature omniversal wormhole capable of transporting objects outside the Source Wall, and the Son Box, a device capable of reading the hearts of people, as well as building the Final Batsuit around it. Repeatedly creates perfect counters and contingencies which he flawlessly incorporates into his equipment and suits. The World Forger considers Batman one of the greatest strategic minds in existence. Is the greatest Detective and is one of the most skilled martial artists in history, with very few individuals being able to match him in a fight, and despite being powerless and alone, easily outwitted and defeated AMAZO by teleporting him away. Claims that he has read every book in the world in order to prepare for any eventuality]

Preparation: Batman is a master of using resources & time in order to prepare himself for any objective. While Batman is a nearly unrivaled scientific genius, the real danger comes from his ability to predict situations that may arise and plan for nearly any future conflict. Even before a situation shows the possibility of occurring, Batman has likely already planned for it. For example, Batman has planned methods to kill every one of his allies individually should the need arise, prepared a extra mind just in case he needed it, and observed the majority of what can be considered human culture, from song references to obscure shows, in order to be ready for any threat, among many other things.