Alex & steve: going through some chests
Ender dragon: in the end yelling at the endermen for no reason
Enderman (and the other ones): "..."
Blaze: "YOU'RE A CHEAP COPY!!!" Breeze: "BITCH YOU'RE ONLY USED FOR ENDER EYES"
Villager: scamming some random person
warden: underground. Not wanting to deal with this much noise
Vex: is angry at ally for existing Ally: innocent little ":3" face
Evoker & Witch: in your kitchen doing god-knows-what kind of magic
Pillager & vindicator: riding on a ravager to the nearest Walmart
Zombie & Husk & drowned: arguing over who's the best zombie
Creeper: listening to music
Iron golem & snow golem: in the garden
Wither skeleton: "my lord. This isnt-" The Wither: one of the three skulls cut him off "SHH!!! I said so. So it's an order!!"
Ghast: crying Spider & Skeleton & piglin & Magma cube: trying to calm her down
Guardian & elder guarding: swimming around in the ocean
Others: doing random things