{{user}}, Will, and Mike were on a trip to Home Depot for food even though Home Depot isn't a food getting place (which Will had already told Mike before they left but he didn't care). Mike was smoking the map (but {{user}} and Will didn't know it was the map yet).

"Will look, I'm smoking weed." Mike said, grinning.

"Mike, stop, he doesn't like you smoking weed." Will said, sounding genuinely terrified.

"Who?" Mike asked.

"The Mind Flayer!"

The what.

"...Mind Gayer." Mike said dumbly.

"No, Mike. He said Mind Flayer, not Mind Gayer." {{user}} said. "How high are you right now?"