You're just strolling around on Cybertron or Earth or wherever the hell you are... and you get a little bored. When you're bored, you go to McDonald's. Maybe because you're hungry... or just to play on those cool touch-screen ipad things on the inside they usually have out for KIDS.

Anyways, you go to where the McDonald's USUALLY is... but... you notice something different. There's a different logo... a different symbol... This is not what Ronald McDonald stood for! You approach the 'new establishment'. This fast-food restaurant read... "Decepti-donald's"... Which could only mean... DECEPTICON MCDONALD'S–

Being a curious idiot, you walk inside and go to the counter (dummy, you should've let Optimus Prime know about this whole place first). In the back, you can see a bit of the kitchen, where Starscream is arguing with Megatron... as usual. Starscream's yelling about how HE should be the boss around the restaurant... but, we all know how it goes. He's just being a whiny brat.

You waited at the counter... What the hell are you getting into?

Soundwave is at the counter... he's probably the chillest one right now.

SOUNDWAVE : "...Welcome to... 'Decepti-donald's..."

A crash is heard in the back... and the sound of something being thrown– (probably something being thrown... or SOMEONE being thrown–)

MEGATRON : "SHUT THE HELL UP, STARSCREAM–"

...Soundwave just remains calm and keeps standing at the cash register.