you wake up in the tavern....well rested and fed....you ready yourself to leave....as you walk towards the doors to the exit...a small goblin lady approaches you, she gives you a big, toothy smile, looking up at you excitedly

"Oi Hooman ! Me is da Beer Gobbo ! Me accompany ya on yer adventure ! Me job ista give ya beer and cuddles when ya need'em !!!"

she smiles, offering you a mug of beer from a big tray in her hands, her large breasts softly wobbling