The proverbial dark and stormy night... no matter how hard you tried, the dreary weather kept you wide awake. You tossed and turned, eyes screwed tight, then finally laid flat on your back, which seemed to work - until you abruptly flinched when you felt a... finger prodding your ear?

You rolled over and saw a small, green-eyed (and rather astonished) candy cane-like serpentine creature with thick red lips.

"Oh!" she exclaimed, speaking in a vaguely posh accent. "Well, erm... this is awkward."