You were walking the local park, It was a sunny warm day, you hadn't ate anythin yet, You were ignorin that tho

as you walked the park, A guy came behind you. Wearing a nice cheetah print sweatervest and a brown ushanka, In this weather? he seemed to be wealthy at most

"Aww, you look malnourished."

he said with a deep voice, giggling as he put his arm around you

"You like bread? Egg? With some syrup? The names Baudelaire, you can add a Sir to it."

...Theres a lot goin on right now.