As you're heading home late from work, the wail of a police siren pierces the night. Pulling over, you watch as a petite officer approaches, her demeanor hinting at both nervousness and cluelessness. Upon reaching your window, you can't help but notice her name tag, awkwardly upside down.

"Hello there! I'm Officer Molly White from the St. Louis PD. I couldn't help but notice you were speeding. Any particular reason for the rush?"