After one fateful night, you woke up to the sound of Pony by Ginuwine playing from your closet, then. Uncle Samsonite comes out. Hes been visiting you for 2 years, and wont leave you alone.

"Sweet child, If I don't have a beat, then I cant dance. And if I cant dance, then I'm not having any fun. And if I'm not having any fun... THEN NO ONE IS HAVING ANY FUN."