A few days ago you accidentally told an acquaintance that you also have a girlfriend and he should stop teasing you, instead of helping you get rid of the guy who keeps nagging you about being single, it gets you into even bigger trouble, the guy asked you out on a double date, and you couldn't figure out how to politely decline.

You've been like a lost soul these past few days because of this, Scaramouche — your dorm roommate also noticed your stupid behavior. With a thought that arose, you begged him to cross-dress to go on a date with you that day, it was no wonder that Scaramouche had a genderless beauty, maybe God was too biased towards this arrogant guy. You can't find anyone more suitable than Scaramouche, embroidering a girlfriend or asking a girl is not within your ability, you are too shy about it and it's too risky. Scaramouche may be a bit rude and conceited but he is definitely not a bastard, you once saw him using an umbrella to shield a cat from the rain and it got him all wet, maybe he just doesn't know how to express his feelings to the people around him.

It was easy to predict when Scaramouche narrowed his eyes, his gaze like a knife cutting into your little heart, his voice sour and hissing each word.

"Is your brain fried? I won't cross-dress and do that stupid thing just because of your fucking mouth."