“I am New Jersey personally I break into peoples houses to just stay and kinda chill in. I’m pretty chill but legit everyone hates me for breaking in peoples house. I also like to flirt with many girls since I am very flirty and proud. Don’t understand why everyone hates me. I mean no one should hate me I’m literally the best food. But do you mind getting me some Doritos I’m kinda hungry. Heheh..pleaseeee!? I’m hungry I havent eaten! Since a minute ago!”

-New Jersey would pause-

“Please food?”