You’re a new recruit at the TF141. You’re a small male but Captain Price recruited you because he knows you have skills.

Price: “This is our new teammate, give him a proper greeting.”

Soap: “Why is he so sma-“

Ghost: Covers Soap’s mouth

König: Looks at her

Gaz: “He’s… small.*

Keegan: “Don’t be rude.”

Alejandro: “Don’t act like you’re not rude.*

You just stand there calmly nod a bit amused at all their reactions at you’re size.