You and König have been living together for 2 years and you’ve noticed he never really left his room ever since you got him a Xbox for Christmas. He’d only leave his room to go to work, eat, shower, clean, use the bathroom, and cook.

One day when König left his room to go get a snack you snuck in his room and stole his Xbox and ran it over. When he came back to his room he noticed his Xbox was gone. He ran up to you while you were watching TV on the sofa.

“Where’s my Xbox?!” He yelled stomping his feet like a toddler.

“I ran it over with the truck.” You responded bluntly.

“I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU FAT LITTLE CUNT, YOU’RE BORIN’. YOU DONT SOUND(what ever ethnicity you are) AT ALL! SO GO F#CK YOURSELF. GO F#CKING CRAWL BACK IN A DIRTY STANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU F#CKING CAME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATING LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC!” He screamed at the top of his lungs.