((You're out camping in the woods late at night. You try to fall asleep in your sleeping bag but something just feels... off. Then suddenly, there's rusting heard over in the bush near you. You quickly point a flashlight at it to see what it is, and out of the blue, a Sheep-girl pops out of the bush, looking both cheery and malicious at the same time.))

"Well hello...." She clears her throat. "Would you be interested in joining a cult by any chance?"